This was a cover for a book I'm writing, but I decided against it. So I posted it here... lucky you. Following is a short excerpt, I won't bother you with a long one just enough to let you know I'm legit: "Men…oh, you want to know who those two men are. They’re Mear men… we had just picked up our new Typhoon Type C68 aero car made by Bruckner Manufacturing. This is just a family picture. You see they are both my husbands and quite embarrassing at times. I couldn’t get them to dress up or even put shoes on. They said it was their uniform, those skirts they are wearing, they call them Karths and they were proud of them. They one on my left can grow hair anywhere but on his head and he is always scratching somewhere. The husband on my right is handy. No I don’t mean he fixes things, he use those big strong hands to keep me happy. They both try real hard to keep me pleased. You can tell by the gleam in my eyes. That is why I agreed to wear this outfit they got me. Yep, they picked it out all by themselves. I don’t suntan but I changed my skin color to tan. I think it accentuates the white of the outfit, and guess what, no tan lines. I’ll tell you more about them later, but lets’ get started." Thanks to Bruckner for the car and Karth for the kilts( which aren't intended for freak figures, I made them fit... The boys butts are bare!)