aahh yeah! really sorry about this. we meant to open a transit tube about 1/4 of a light year out but some bot really screwed up and opened one directly in your planets core. We shut it off right away but it was too late and the planets orbit was slightly altered. You were really upset about this global warming thing so no need to thank us for taking care of this problem for you. Also really regret taking out most of your satellites, military and governments (didn’t look like they were really essential anyway). By disabling most of those missile thingy’s , we made sure things didn’t get any messy than they already were. WE don’t want any accidents, right? And don’t worry most of the planetary fires and eruptions should level off in about 10 years. We will be here to help you survive this (well , some of you anyway). We have a team in place trying stabilize those moon chunks in orbit . You don’t need anymore craters than you already have had created today, right? Our fleet of 75 warships , I mean peace envoys will be here to help you survive this crisis. You look like a hard working people and I am sure that you’ll come out of this just fine. As a gesture of support, we would like to place about 7500 service drone stations on your planets surface (at least the remaining stable parts) . It will be a nice place for your people to congregate and maybe we can get some work for them to do. Your adaptable right? Again, really sorry about this and hey!, are you understanding any of this?