"Hey! Gimme that apple, human!" This one goes out to cricke49 who gave me the idea! Women like this always seem to end up marrying traveling salesmen for some reason. Now, if you think this is what a typical "farmer's daughter" actually looks like, umm... Well, I won't shatter your dreams. Speaking of elusive archetypes, French maids are a lot like dragons. Everybody knows what they look like, but no one has ever actually seen one. This is the third in my little trilogy of pinup pictures featuring characters based on the Utopian body shape, standing in a "backbreaker" pose. Hmm, I don't know about you, but I think it's high time for some "women of size."