09-19-2012 by gypsyangel
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Arrrgh!!
Aye, and it be talk like a Pirate Day, ya mangy curs! Ya didn't think I be forgettin' now, didja?
I'd soon as ferget me dear saintly mum 'fore I'd ferget this here hallowed day!
So getcher gear and swagger on down to the deck with ya's now!! There be booty to pillage and wenches to plunder!! Rum to drink and cookies to toss!! Ifn' we get drunk enuff, we'll get that thievin' Paul down from accountin' and make his scurvy arse walk the wood down to Davy Jones' locker!! ARRRGH!!! He be shark bait fer shure!!
Now fer some Pirate Humor!!
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A Squashbuckler!!!
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
Why do pirates like to read playboy?
They like to read the ARRRRRticles!
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates!
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!
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Ashe,
Fantasy Flights Backgrounds
Willo Jewels M4
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Comments (17)
Lol...thanks for the giggles and this lovely image of Ashe the Pirate :) Excellent!!
ROFLMAO I had forgotten it was Talk Like Pirate Day!! And the jokes are priceless!! Oh Ashe, right to me folder ye go!
A hunk AND humor - Can't beat that. Excellent work!
Giggle, snort...
awesome! he is very cool :-) hugs
Thanks for the laughs! :)
I'll be going to 'ell!!!! I be forgetten it's Talk like a Pirate day!! Thanks for the reminder, the lovely image and the jokes!!!
Ashe my pretty boy... missed you and your mom ;) glad to see you are still there tearing things and making girls to have nice dreams...
Missed out on that. On the calender for next year. That be some fine wit ya' 'av there maty!
He is quiet the pirate hunk:) TY also for the jokes and grins Needed that tonight Great render Hugs Susan~
Ooooooh, very luvaly, hun. Where'd you get that eyepatch?
Fantastic image & render.
Sexy pirate..That background is awesome!!
Awesome
He is one of a kind!!!!!! "sigh"
This is an excellent!
THIS BODY IS THE BEST ONE I EVER SEEN. NOT OVER DONE FIRM, TIGHT AND O SO RIGHT.