Pretty Waitresses by MrGorf

Poser • Careers • posted on Jun 12, 2010

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Description

The staff of "O RLY?" Bar and Grille discuss their "code words": Waitress: So, if we think a guy is ugly we'll call him "Sugar," and if he's really annoying we'll call him "Honeychile." But what about the gross, not-if-he-were-the-last-man-on-Earth type? Bartender: Hmm... How about "Babydoll?" Waitress: Ooh, brilliant! And so, the male egos deflate... This came to me as I recalled an incident years ago. A pair of door-to-door vacuum cleaner salespeople (!) kept saying to each other what "nice" people we were... After the third utterance, I realized that "nice" was a signal that fools and money could likely be parted. And for all the ladies out there: "Eww! I'm not going to eat at a table that someone was just sitting on!"