Helen and Eve analyze their boy-snaring strategies... I'd like to believe that the kind of young ladies who hang out with the guys are secretly trying to form a man-harem. Helen strives for the genderless Goth ideal. But then, there's her "breeder's body," her affinity for makeup, jewelry, and dresses, and... Come to think of it, she's more stereotypically feminine than most of her friends. They say you should write about what you know. Well, I can never truly know what it's like to be female. So if my girls ever start to sound more like "boys with ovaries" I would REALLY appreciate being called out on that. Don't hold back!