We Are the Orange! by Kaartijer
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The new MLS season is near, as Houston Dynamo had played already some friendly games and still some more to play. Anyways, the 2010 season starts on March 27th, when Dynamo will beat F C Dallas (by the way, there's a joke about F C Dallas - it says "which two letter are missing?" No hard feelings, my Dallas friends, it's just soccer!
I captured these images from the last seasons, when Dynamo played in Houston vs Chicago Fire, the final score was 3-2 for Houstonians.
Today's joke:
A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said:
"Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished."
The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a long, high-pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked:
"How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answered:
"Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."
The trainer exclaimed:
"That's what finished him off?"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts!"
Comments (39)
wonderful image although it is hard to type that through the laughter and tears from the joke
I agree with Mike once again tonight. My eyes are watering. Haaaa!Haaa! Good one.
Great pics! Thanks for the peek! (:
Shining work.
Some great captures here Eddie and I loved the joke
Great collage of pics of the game! Well done here!!! :)
Fantastic collage of photoshots my friend, excellent capture.
Wonderful photography and love the joke...lol...:)
Great collage Eddie!!!
Amazing shots.
Fantastic capture and collage! Very nice pictures :)
LOL! That joke was so funny I forgot what the image was! ;D Excellent collage!
interessante Fotos!
Wonderful and creative photo series my friend.....!!!!
Very nice shots and joke!
Great photos! Chuckle!
Hummm… Good collage there was surely joys ultimate. Beautiful work like of practice ((5++)) Hummm... Bon collage il y avait surements joies ultime . Beau travail comme d'habitude ((5++))
SUPER COOL COLLAGE LOOK LIKE A NICE GAME :)
LOL that is the funniest joke! And the images / collage is wonderful!
Fantastic shots!
Very nice and very funny!
LMAO...where do you come up with these jokes! I like your layout and design here!
wonderful shots
Excellent captures of a fun time!
Very good composition.
Energetic collage and tribute to sportsmanship!I also enjoyed reading your joke!
Great photo and nice capture eddie....and your joke is always amazing hahhahaha
Excellent collage!!
Fantastic collage of photoshots, excellent capture!!!:)
Quite excellent!