The Country Music Singer by Kaartijer
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Hello everyone!
Many thanks for your kind comments and favs on my li'l green guy!
For today - a country music singer!
Actually he didn't play guitar for the last fifty years, but at least he posed for me and my brother as a country music singer. Maybe some of you guessed already, he is my father, he was visiting us, and I took this shot on Sunday...
I worked on picture using my old software programs PI!P10 and Broderbund 22
Today's joke:
There were two golfers on the golf course. One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light. His friend pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
- "Woah, where did you get such a large Bic?"
- "Oh, my genie got it for me."
- "Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?"
- "He is in my golf bag."
- "Can I see him?"
So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man says to the genie; "I am your master's best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?"
The genie says "yes, just one wish". So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker. The man looks up and sees a million ducks. He gets real upset, and says "what is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million Bucks, not a million Ducks."
"Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"
Comments (36)
I don't know why i forgot this one! Beautiful shot of your dad, ext postwork :)
outstanding post work and he is a handsome man
La foto su tuo padre è stupenda! Adesso ti racconto uno scherzo io su un piccolo genio: Un uomo è sul fiume, sta pescando con le lacrime agli occhi perchè sua moglie è veramente una "strega"(donna molto cattiva). Cattura un pesciolino fatato e questo per liberarsi gli urla: Dimmi il tuo più grande desiderio che io te lo realizzo. L'uomo ci pensa un'attimo e poi dice: Vorrei un ponte che mi collegha l'Italia all'America per potere andare tutte le volte che voglio a trovare mio figlio. Il pesciolino ribatte che questa richiesta è quasi impossibile da realizzare. La distanza è enorme e ci sono delle grosse difficoltà tecniche per collegare questi due continenti. E' un'impresa disperata! L'uomo a questo punto, vedendo che il suo ponte non era possibile averlo, fa un'altra richiesta: Allora pesciolino! Riesci a fare diventare meno "strega" mia moglie?! A questo punto il pesciolino gli risponde: Com'è che lo vuoi questo ponte per l'America?. ;-) Ciao, Eddie.
Great work here,Eddie! Your father looks fantastic and the atmosphere around, reminds to the past, really!Love the sepia tones.Lettering and effects are very well done!
Good shot erland
Love the old poster effect. Hilarious joke :D