I Hate Winter Sports series: Biathlon by Hubert

Bryce • Humor • posted on Feb 16, 2010

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Uncle Herby had sold Woody the finest "Russian Biathlon Equipment" (including five replacement magazines, 80.000 rounds and a dog sleigh for transport purposes) and poor little Woody got disqualified for unsporting behaviour, only because he had slipped?! Incredible!! Rigging!!!! OK, to be fair: Most likely because he (a) forgot to put the safety catch of his firearm on and (b) started quarreling with those dumb referees afterwards, wildly flailing with that rifle and his ski sticks to demonstrate that little mishap. (Disclaimer: Neither referees nor spectators were hurt during this lousy re-enactment!) Sigh, well it's Woody! What else could you expect from him?! Certainly no Gold Medal! ;) Scene built and rendered in Bryce4. No plug for soft drinks intended, so I reworked the texture for the cans to make it kinda "Down Under" brand. ;)

Comments (23)

claude19

3:33PM | Tue, 16 February 2010

Here at least there's the comic performance ... a musket to convince the referees ... why not a gun in salt for their sting, the buttocks! I hate professional sports! A very good series!