Uncle Herby was perfectly prepared for an "RWDf2" (Romantic Whirlpool Dinner for Two) with his Lady: Inflatable Valentine Hearts, two kegs of stout beer and 4 kgs of chocolate and candy bars. All nicely hidden in the broom cupboard .... when he suddenly heard rustling noises therein. Oh no...!!!!!!!! He obviously had forgotten, that he already had banned the Woodies there, due to their endless moaning for playing outside with "all that beautiful SNOW". Whereas Uncle Herby meanwhile had enough of that celestial dandruff! A Happy (wooden) Valentine nevertheless! :) (Bryce4, a considerably reworked Oldie. Those hearts are made of lattices, so I finally had a good use for that typical ugly seam.)