Run For Your Life! by Kaartijer
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No AI - This artwork was created entirely by hand or with traditional digital tools.
Description
It happened right on my street, on New Year's Eve... my neighbors started to light up the fireworks about half an hour before the midnight, and everything was just fine til one of those multi-popping thing went in a wrong direction, actually spreading all over on that area, including one that popped right on a wall of his house. As you can see, I witnessed the event!
Today's joke:
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed, "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me."
The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But Grandpa, I really doana lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?"
Gasping for air, the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybe a couple of bambinos."
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues, "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then...pointa to your watch and say 'Time's up?'"

Comments (33)
Way cool shot! Nice to see I'm not the only one who's had to dodge wayward fireworks, lol! A misfire at a festival sent me under a truck...good thing I was quick too.
Super Foto!!! Und der Witz ist zum "laut Lachen" - ich habe es gemacht!
Super cool photoshot my friend, excellent capture of the fireworks.
Great capture. Run!!!
Fantastic photo! cute joke!
save money by watching others. this is wonderful looking
Nice, very nice pic.
What a great catch! Excellent capture!
excellent capture of this firework Eddie ! great to see you on Rendo again !
Wonderful capture...not easy to synchronize WELL DONE
Super capture of this firework! Really beautiful, Eddie (good joke) :)
oh oh...yep fireworks are not always predictable...a really good shot, Eddie!
YIKES! Sounds scary! Although I remember the neighbors down at the end of the block & us shot bottle rockets(laying them down on the side) at one another one night. lol q-: By the time they got to us(or them), we just had to jump over them. It was fun! Excellent shot! (:
Wonderful and very creative work
Great capture of the misadventure. Glad nothing caught on fire or anyone got hurt.
Wow fabulous capture of these fire works. I trust everyone was okay!
Eddie this is one heck of a great capture of this exciting and confusing moment
Eddie this is an amazing capture, talk about being there in the moment, hope nobody got hurt. Oh and loved the joke too, now I can go to bed happy, so thanks for that. hugs Jane xx
WoW what a great capture!
Wow!!! Stunning fireworks and so funny title!!! Excellent work!!! Happy sunday!!! :)
Impressive...
Fantastisches Foto!!!Very nice shot!!!
Wonderful capture almost looks like an angels wing.
Impressive,Eddie! Fabulous light in the dark,but i am glad nobody is hurted! great capture in the right moment!
Wonderful and spectacular photographic shot my friend....!!!!
This is excellent capture eddie very nice...and LOL @ your joke...
...non ho capito molto bene il tutto,comunque รจ spettacolare.Fabulous light in the dark. Awesome.:)
It's a bit strange to read a joke that I know in a language other than my ... but the effect is always the same... it laugh a lot! ;) Excellent capture of an event that could be tragic!
every year I have fear of people shooting fireworks and guns will come by the way of my house.I have found spent casings from fireworks around my house several times.this past new year some idiot fired a high caliber gun several times.there has been incidents many times of people dying or being hurt from bullets penetrating the roofs or windows. never the less an outstanding shot and if it had damaged his house, good riddance but it is usually some one else's home
WOW, that's some scary experience! it is good though you manged to capture it. Glad to see you posting again. :-)