When You Come To a Fork In The Road ... by tallpindo
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... Take It! (Yogi Berra) I've been reading the Bernie Madoff Story and remembering a colleague who introduced me to "funding" as well as Canadian Air Force Aerobics. I turned down an offer to do my ex-wife's math so she could sell mutual shares in the 70's. Without lululee's corsets my figures in 2006/7 would have just been casual or naked. It was only after July of this year I had any funds to even buy a full outfit and then I didn't have the Aiko to put it on. My own malaprops go more like "Which tine of the fork is the Palastine" (tallpindo) For those of you who still don't get it try this "palace-tine", sound it out. It's a phonetic joke for the long distance telephone in a restaurant or airport. What do you mean, "Oh! That's not funny?" I have uploaded a new render 2x and in Poser 7 of backup files with a slight difference in the pose to satisfy Hopalong's need for a larger image. Yo9u can compare to the thumb which I will leave as is and complain if scrolling bothers you when zooming.
Comments (27)
she seems to be determined to ride the unicycle in to the Guinness book of little known anecdotes.
ha ha ha ha i am on the floor with this one keep reading that Bernie Madoff Story it is great
good to see you weren't too poor to pay attention. my money says she'll bear to her right since she looks to be bearing to the left. excellent render.
Excellent Dale.....!!!!!!
Well done.
Brilhante e humorada narrativa e obra, aplausos (5)
Excellent render!
And in this corner--Vargas by Karloff. A fellow from Massachusetts with a Greek name figured out the Madoff scheme almost a decade ago. It is instructive how careful the Greek was--in some sense combining Tarski's methodology of deductive science with Zinov'ev's complex logic of scientific knowledge. To wit, the odds were wrong, but that was not enough for a Greek. Madoff, however, made the mistake of having more than one fund, one of which garners a reliable seventeen percent whatever the market, the other of which sustains huge losses. Pardon the Runyonesque tense. Yet supposedly both funds are run by the same team, and with the same methods. What is wrong with this picture? I have never reached the limit of the comment box here, but it is certainly too small. Still a quick and Byzantine glance at two paths may be in order. First--all hedge funds, whether or not they are outright frauds, are based on entering arbitrary numbers into mathematical schemata. Entering arbitrary numbers in this mode is called "Risk Management", and is completely legal. Entering arbitrary numbers in the account book is called a Ponzi scheme, and is considered criminal fraud. To call Madoff Ponzi Redivivus, therefore, is a slander on Ponzi, as is calling Social Security a Ponzi scheme. The politicians, like Madoff, are much, much sleazier. All that is just scratching the surface, and in the end is small potatoes compared to much larger schemes which "government" runs while pretending to be protecting its constituents against the very same schemes, though it is all interlocked, it is true. "The imbecility of striking for higher wages," noted Ezra Pound, "while leaving the control of the purchasing power of those wages in the hands of the extortioners is not monopolised by the labour Parties." Notice the British "labour." Rails and Pails--some other time. That is small potatoes too, though small potatoes may well eventually cause World War III, all out and nuclear, which the US, and most the of the world, will lose. Seasons greetings to all and to all a good night. Bottomless faith, impenetrable self-righteousness, and clownish, almost unfathomable, stupidity will no doubt eventually receive its divine rewards
I Like!!!
Man, she be ugly. Army boots would fit her well ! Merry X-Mas and all that !
Wonderful render!!
...take the road less travelled by...it can make all the difference...;)
so fun looking. I fall off one if I tried
Great work! I guess she's just a beginner...
Conceptulization
Coolcat you are funneeeeeeeee--but I have to agree she be not so pretty body wise not bad but then again dale is focused on the modeling more so lets not rag on his gal great modeling dale ,lol @coolcat still:::::go to bed george cover your head and take it off when the summer is back lol;;
Never could understand why? Just WHY? But another top image again, my friend. Some great detail. Well done indeed! Rob.
Fantastic work! Cute outfit! (:
Excellent image and Happy Holidays.
Cool work!
Wonderful creation… Merry Christmas...
Cool render my friend, I like this unicycle riding lady. Cool avatar by the way!!
This is class stuff right here!
excellent posing work and expression here....brilliant!
Nice. Great accompanying text. Palastine, that's a gas. Whoops. Forget, like, I said that.
Well done...excellent work!
Great!