Greeblod sat next to his girlfriend Vorovalla on the long couch in the observation lounge. He put his arm around her and moved it close. Vorovalla moved away.... V: Uh look, Greeblod, this is all nice and pretty, but you should take me home... my parental units will get worried. G: Not to worry, babe... I told them I'd have you home before dark, right? We're on Earth... the is the Canadian High Arctic... Land of the Midnight Sun. Here, a day lasts 6 months, it's gonna be 6 months before it gets dark. won't this be fun... you.. me... together for 6 months on my Saucer of Luv? When Greeblod regained consciousness, he limped to the controls, under the wary eye of Vorovalla, and set the controls for her home.....on arrival, her parental units also beat him silly... Patterned Greeblod's pick up skills after Stanley Tweedle, from the series Lexx. comments welcome, please enjoy!