In the wizarding world of Hardly Potter, we are taught at the Pig-pimples School that there are three unforgivably silly curses. The use of even one of these curses will buy you a one-way ticket to the silly "Ass Caravan"; home of the evil De-Minters. Do you have any mints in your pocket? You won't when you leave this place. The first (and most silly) curse is: "Aardvark Cadavers" where the victim is bludgeoned into unconsciousness by a steady stream of dead animals. B-r-r-r-r!! Seriously, you'd think I could find something more productive to do with my time, wouldn't you? Thanks for looking.