Twas the Night Before Christmas by vaggabondd
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Twas the night before Christmas
As I peeked in her blouse
Her boobies were bouncing
As I Played with my mouse
Her stockings were pulled up
About thigh high
It put a lump in my throat
And a tear in my eye
Her parents were asleep
In there bed up stairs
While visions of Sugar Plumbs
Danced in my head
Her in her teddy
Me out of my mind
We slipped on the couch
For a bottle of wine
When out from the lawn
There came such a clatter
I grabbed my pants
And headed for the ladder
Away to the window
I flew like a flash
Figuring her dad
Was gonna kick my ass
I ran to the window
And what did I see
Santa opening a cold one
And winking at me
Then out of the chimney
He popped real quick
And caught us naked
And all twisted
Then he said
With a grin on his face
Please continue
Naughty is nice
I dragged his fat ass
Out to the snow
And quickly reminded him
She is no Ho !!
Then back on the couch
With nothing to hide
I say Merry Christmas to all
And to me a Great Night :)
Comments (10)
I was just having a little Christmas fun with this one. I hope everyone likes it especially my friend Merrylee because I want her to read it for me at the next poetry reading. Lol. Try and read this with the same rhythm of the poem the night before Christmas. It makes read smoother. Merry Christmas everyone
That's cute Ho! Ho!
Yes, really cute! Super!*****!
Merry christmas to you too !!! :)
LMAO!!!! Excellent, hahahahaha... Ok, I must share this one with family and friends... Laughter all around! Thanks for sharing... In addition, of course have a GREAT NIGHT!
Merry Christmas...Thanks for the laugh
Merry Christmas. And thanks for the laugh & friendship.
LMGSAO!!! Merry Christmas! BJ
You are a riot!!
LOL!! Very funny, original and witty! I love it!