Be Prepared! (for Shardz) by RGUS
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To my mate David... whose verbosity with comments on images in the gallery is second to none... I wish I could talk as long as you do David... but I don't know enough words...
Mate this is what you have to do next time the girlfriend turns up... be prepared... because like you mate I have no idea what women do with the toilet paper either... but as sure as you put a new roll on the holder it will be empty after they've been... maybe they're making note pads and keeping track of everything us blokes do... maybe they are really trying the old message in a bottle thing by flushing written notes down the gurgler... hell I don't know.... wish I did though!
Thanks for looking... a bit of toilet humour to brighten up your day...
Deane
Comments (41)
LOL! Excelent work!
One of life's little secrets - excellent image - nice work!!!
ROFL!!!! You and Dave are just the funniest on your own with your humor, but when you get together!!! Time to dislodge jaws!!! LOL! Maybe she's trying to translate "war & peace"... or to write down her next shopping list!! :D So cool and funny Deane!! Awesome!!!
Okay, I'll tell you a secret: If we're in the flat of a man for the first time we take a whole roll (what be must be) and note all his pros and contras without forgetting to mention every dirty single sock that lies anywhere and the gentlemen-magazines we've found under the newspaper. Most of the time we add hints about the after-shave found in the bathroom closet (Cheap? Ahh... forget about him, he's stingy! Expensive? A prodigal! Women's perfume? Oh oh...). Then we hide the roll in snipped because I have a rest of loyalty. After hiding the roll we take 10 up to 50 sheets to fresh up the makeup. Another handfull goes to the handbag (be prepared!). Well, that's all. Nothing special, you see? Just a simple database for other ladies. You're right: Be prepared. You may meet one of the creative women Hint: Most of us do sketches or write poems and short stories. And now you never have to wonder again why women go to the bathroom together (we do a quick data-roll-exchange) or what the hell they do so long behind the closed door.
ROFL!!! This is just toooo funnnnny!! Fantastic render and an awesome sense of humor!! Excellent work!!
LOL now your toilet is prepared for lots of girls visits, but they came only out if the paper is empty, so be prepared for a long waiting time..LOL ~Uwe
Omggggggg roflmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo this is way to funny.EXCELLENT "V" hugs JoJo
Alright you had me on the floor for about two hours until I was able to catch my breath. Thanks for this one Deane, I really needed a laugh after doing my christmas shopping. V
Here my first thought was -- is it going to snow? As people are always buying the TP, beer, milk, bread and munchies whenever they hear a storm is coming. Excellent concept you have here.
ROFLMAO! Prepared indeed! Let's hope that the crapper won't overflow... not safe with that many rolls on the ground. ;) Hillarious idea and excellent realisation. :D V
Been shopping at Costco, huh? I love it!