Negotiating the Fee by RGUS
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It started out as any other day... the answer machine begging to be picked up for those wives that know their husbands are cheating on them... but I needed coffee... and lots of it... it was a hard night folowing some blonker... fast cars... fast women... his wife's gonna leave him anyway... who cares... so long as she pays...
Then "SHE" walked into my office... just another broad... husband troubles... as usual... she didn't hesitate... she came straight up to me and gave me a burning kiss... then I took the cigarette out of my mouth... she was obviously followed... she sat down just as a brick flew through my window aimed at her left breast... it broke four of my fingers...
After telling her story... she needed to discuss my fee... "too much" she said... "I'm not cheap" I said... we enter Negotiations....
Thanks for looking... and if you read any of this... then I'm sorry...LOL
Deane
Comments (43)
OMG LMAO You are the greatest story teller Deane!! I almost felt like Id been there when you mentioned fast women, fast cars, until the fee Negotiations entered & I came back to reality! LOL OMG Thanks for the laugh!! This is outstanding image as always!!
Oh man. Wow. I first thought to be him is great but then it could be more trouble than it's worth. How does one say no? Sizzle. This one is way to good. :D
hehehe, terrific and humerous storytelling, Excellent image!!! V
super work...bravo.
Totaly cool! Bogart needs to be there, heheh! Excellent story and render!
Excellent composition and lighting and the story rocks - Nice Job!!!
Private Eye indeed! This guy's really getting an eyeful alright! Money talks, but sex inherently screams (or moans, depending on what you are doing!) It really makes me wonder that if her husband is cheating on her, and she's doing these lewd acts...wouldn't that balance things out as a stalemate? LOL! Well, anyway, I'm obviously in the wrong business as this lucky guy is betting some serious fringe benefits! Forget the 401k plan, this is the bomb right here! LOL! Fantastic scene setup and posing of the characters! The setting and props is very authentic and perhaps the poor guy should put bars on his window! Excellent work!
Here's looking at you kid!! I agree, I can picture Bogart in this picture!! Excellent image and great story!!! ^_^
LOl Very funny Deane. You have a wonderful wit. Yes I did say wit. :) Do I smell the beginings of a new series. Can only hope!!!!
Excellent work !! Bye Orion ^_^
Amazing and wonderful work. What you sorry for lol! Very sexy well done V Cathy xoxoxo
Absolutely priceless Deane. Beautifully posed. I'm amazed you got that past the moderator! lol First class! Top notch Sir! Steve :o) V!
Sounds like classic Walter Winchel..and reminds me of the further adventures of Nick Danger!!Excellent and incredibly artistic image!"There she lay spread eagle on the flour,I beat the eagle off and gave her a quick mouth to mouth resusitation".(Nick Danger)
Aswome work as alway's. "V" ^_^
OMG! That's funny!!! Sam Spade and all the others! LOL! Absolutely funny! Gorgeous image and gorgeous story too!
Super fantastic film noir image and story...very vrey good...i love it ~Uwe
Just great! Love the story too!
ROFLMAO !!!! Very funny story. lol. I hope you mean it to be funny anyway. Hot image. Excellent work.
excellent image!!!!!!!!
Wonderful image, excellently done work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So excellent image Deane, you have a great imagination!!!! Bravo!!! SO EXCELLENT WORK as always!!!!
Well now, that one put a smile on my face! That was too damned funny. Excellent scene.
Fantastic composition!!!!! Lucky guy:) Have a beauty Christmass time:) V!
I just love detective stories!!! LOL Great intro! Love this sexy scene and your posing and props are awesome! Huge Vote!
Excellent poses as always. Great story aswell
Excellent work!
Hey Deane, fantastic, sexy scene and story!!! Excellent work!!! V
excellent subjet ,bravo Deane
Outstanding, Deane! I even loved the story which I'm ashamed to say gave me a giggle or two!
Wait a minute!!!!! HE'S charging HER?!?!?!?!?!?!? I guess I wouldn't make a very good private dick! LOL!! EXCELLENT!