"Will you hurrry up and get down already? I've boiled the brusselsprouts and birdbrains, I've locked the children in the closet, and if you dont hurry up we'll be late for my husbands funeral! You know how upset he gets when we're late- last time he died and rose from the dead and we missed it, he turned in his grave so much he not only woke the dead, they all got up and offered themselves as assets on renderosity !!!"