Filter: Safe | Fri, Jul 10, 6:38 PM CDT

Entry #8

Courtship UF3.02 "My lovely lady Chatterly, why spiralest thou away? Why hast thou not succumbed to my charms and seen that we are meant for each other"? "But Lord Lissajous, much as I am attracted, we are opposites - thou cans't not fit a square peg into a round hole, methinks." But my love, look again - for it is thee that is the finely etched square and tis I which hast the smooth round form. And, milady, one CAN fit a round peg into a square hole"! "Oh!!" - "Well, sheeee-oooot, boy - then git yer round cowpoke self over here onto this here couch and show me what you got"!! But! - No huggie, no kissie, til I gits a weddin' ring!" "My honey, my baby - don't put mah love upon a shelf! She said, "Don't hand me no lines - and keep yer hands to yerself"! "Ptooie"! lol

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