AgentSmith opened this issue on May 02, 2005 ยท 85 posts
AgentSmith posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 8:29 AM
I was thinking about making up a Bryce t-shirt or two for Siggraph, something funny. Any ideas? ------------------------------ "Bryce Free Or Die" "Give Me Bryce Or Give Me Death" "Got Bryce?" (on the back of the shirt) "How am I Brycing?" (and, then give the 1-800 number for DAZ Customer support) "Bryce, follow, or get out of the way" ------------------------------ You get the idea (but, be funnier than me) AgentSmith
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RodsArt posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 8:37 AM
Hi, My name is ? ..And I'm a Bryce-a-holic.
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ysvry posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 8:58 AM
Brrrr..yce gives me the shivers. lol
chohole posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 9:41 AM
How about...on the back...Brycers are natural leaders, you're following one!
The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."
ratscloset posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 9:45 AM
Bryce Anonynous Call for Support Have DAZ's number below.
ratscloset
aka John
Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:27 AM
"all my answers need 3 days to render"
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RodsArt posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 11:13 AM
They can have My Bryce when they Pry it from my cold dead fingers.
"superBRYCEafragilisticexpealadoscious"
"6 days to make the World, on the Seventh He Bryced"
Have you hugged your Bryce today?
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pakled posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 11:23 AM
I can't drive 5.5 ..;) sorry don't know where that came from..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
RodsArt posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 11:24 AM
"I maka you a Bryce render you no canna refuse" "Success is the realization of a worthwhile Bryce render" BRYCEus-muchamous LOL This is too much fun.
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drawbridgep posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 11:26 AM
Learn Patience
Use Bryce
I had short hair when I pushed the render button...
Now look at me.
Chrome Spheres over water are kewl
I'm using Bryce 5.5 so don't expect me to be able to multitask.
OK, these are quite negative, I'll think of some positive ones too.
RobertJ posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 11:39 AM
I use Bryce Do you want my babies
Robert van der Veeke Basugasubasubasu Basugasubakuhaku Gasubakuhakuhaku!! "Better is the enemy of good enough." Dr. Mikoyan of the Mikoyan Gurevich Design Bureau.
RodsArt posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 11:39 AM
Fonzie meant to say "Bryce" If you build 5.5, 5.6, 5.7, 5.8, 5.9, 6.0, They will come.
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Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 1:37 PM
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pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 2:40 PM
...Once... ...Twice... ...Bryce... >>>HEAVEN<<< ...or, as inspired by a certain PJF... -I'M A BRYCE PERVERT-
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 2:51 PM
"I'm a Brycean Babe"
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pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 2:52 PM
...or when it's closing time and you wanna clear the place real (and I do mean REAL) quick, you could swich your T-shirt for one that says... -I-LOVE-PRO-RENDER- Seriously, no plug intended :-P
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 2:53 PM
"NVIATWAS wanted!"
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Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 2:54 PM
front: "No drugs!" back: "when brycing"
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Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 2:56 PM
B is for bootylicious R is for ravishing Y is for yummy C is for cute E is for elegant
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pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 2:57 PM
What is NVIATWAS?
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
RobertJ posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:01 PM
^_____^ hehehehehe......
Robert van der Veeke Basugasubasubasu Basugasubakuhaku Gasubakuhakuhaku!! "Better is the enemy of good enough." Dr. Mikoyan of the Mikoyan Gurevich Design Bureau.
pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:02 PM
That's not fair...tell me!
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
pakled posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:04 PM
Nke Vickie in a Temple, With A sword..;) the Poser version of reflective spheres over water..;) dang, thought everyone knew that..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:06 PM
Naked Vicky In A Temple With A Sword (a Bryce/Poser clich kinda like a shiney sphere and water, but then with boobies)
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Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:07 PM
crosspost :P
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Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:08 PM
"have you seen my sphere?"
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pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:12 PM
lol - no really I didn't know, but often wondered. Thanks you two. Err...RobertJ...hehehehehehe :-D
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
Kathye posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:15 PM
I love Rayraz' "all my answers need 3 days to render" and ICM "6 days to make the World, on the Seventh He Bryced" And thought to combine them to "Earth was made in Bryce - took 6 days to create, 4.5 billion years to render" (and it still ain't finished!) Or summat like that ;)
pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:23 PM
BryceusRenderusFetishus
...you'd have people staring at you just wondering how to pronounce it!
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:28 PM
"Sorry ladies, Bryce is taken"
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pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:34 PM
Front: I STARTED WITH BRYCE - SO I'LL FINISH... Back: ...WHEN THE SUN CONSUMES THE EARTH!
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
AgentSmith posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:34 PM
You people have got me CRYING, I'm laughing so hard...!!! AS
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pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:36 PM
I use to have a social life!
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
drawbridgep posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:43 PM
Len, Is that an idea for the T-Shirt or just a comment? ;-)
draculaz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:44 PM
there's always "Brycers do it from behind" drac
pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:47 PM
@drawbridgep ROFLMAO - And yep, I actually know what THAT means - drac told me :-D
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Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:48 PM
Naughty drac! LOL
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sackrat posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:50 PM
"Bryce 6, The End of Days"
"Any club that would have me as a member is probably not worth joining" -Groucho Marx
drawbridgep posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:52 PM
This isn't mine, but thought it cool: "A BRYCE PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory."
pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:52 PM
Oooh yes! I'm so brainy, I can even shorten ROFLMAO to simply LMAO... ...and I STILL know what it means!!!
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 3:59 PM
"I only pose for bryce"
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drawbridgep posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 4:03 PM
"Bryce Rocks: But that's just a thinking person's Vue"
pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 4:03 PM
It didn't arrive in plane packaging... ...but it's just as effective!
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
pauljs75 posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 4:05 PM
On the front... A picture of a baby clicking on the render button. On the back... A picture of a skeleton slumped over a keyboard, with the render complete message on the computer screen. "Bryce - Addicted for life" or some similar caption.
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Also feel free to browse my freebies at ShareCG.
There might be something worth downloading.
pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 4:08 PM
@pauljs75 Seriously, my eyes are watering over that one! :-D
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
drawbridgep posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 4:31 PM
What's the difference between Bryce 5 and Bryce 5.5? 4 years.
AgentSmith posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 4:42 PM
snicker....oh, all TOO good. I thought of just placing right in the middle of the chest a big version of the render report, of my longest Bryce render, lol. Some other lame-ish obvious ones; "Bryce Happens" "Brycers do it longer"
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pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 4:43 PM
Here I stand, as I protest, Bryce is best, So F**k the rest! Sorry 'bout the language :-P
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
Flak posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 4:50 PM
Maya $2000 LightWave $1500 VueI $600 Bryce Priceless (insert the correct prices if you use it, to stop from being attacked by ripped off high end folks ;) )
Dreams are just nightmares on prozac...
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AgentSmith posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 4:51 PM
Rofl....DAZ would LOVE that one.
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pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 5:06 PM
lol - AS, you'd make a fortune out of horny women with a shirt like that!
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
tjohn posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 5:09 PM
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AgentSmith: I like the "Got Bryce?" idea, lol.This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
woodhurst posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 6:30 PM
Rayraz posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 6:42 PM
Here's one my friend came up with "I waited 4 years for Bryce 6, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt"
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pumecobann posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 7:27 PM
Well seeing as Bryce is known for it's community, and it's a Bryce community member that'll be wearing it; How about... "WE ARE BRYCE" Don't knock it sir-Smith, ya know that's "quality" free advice from a marketing guru :-P Hah - peasants! Yours truly, Len (pumeco's marketing guy).
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
TheBryster posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 8:39 PM
"In BRYCE - No one can hear you scream!" "BRYCE - anything else is just HERESY!"
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Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader
All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
matrixmode posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:01 PM
"I'm with Bryce." "Have no sphere? Bryce is here!"
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." Leonardo da Vinci
CrazyDawg posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:06 PM
Bryce 5.5(front)
It has more flies than an outhouse(Front)
Call 1800 Youfool if you bought it(Back)
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I have opinions of my own -- strong
opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
ringbearer posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:06 PM
So much Brycein' So little time. Resistance is futile You will be assimilated.
There are a lot of things worse than dying, being afraid all the time would be one.
Incarnadine posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:55 PM
Bryce took my VRginity! like "Got Bryce?" and woodhurst's "Bryce or Die"
Pass no temptation lightly by, for one never knows when it may pass again!
orbital posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 2:45 AM
A Bryce a day, keeps the wife away
Rayraz posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 4:54 AM
front: "Bryce renders very fast" back: "on my 2000 node cluster"
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Mahray posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 8:46 AM
The latest offering from Daz... Drumroll please "I Can't Believe It's Not Bryce!"
Come visit us at RenderGods.
Ignore the shooty dog thing.
Mahray posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 8:48 AM
Bryce - It starts as inspiration... And ends as insanity
Come visit us at RenderGods.
Ignore the shooty dog thing.
madmax_br5 posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 9:16 AM
""all my answers need 3 days to render"" OMG Rayraz I am ROLLING!!!!! How about: All your bryce are belong to us I went to siggraph and all I saw was this Fabio-looking guy with a silly bryce t-shirt. ;-)
madmax_br5 posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 9:18 AM
Agentsmith: "Well you know, Bryce 5.5 just got released Siggraph junkie: Dude, you are SO living in the present tense
tjohn posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 11:44 AM
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
tjohn posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 11:46 AM
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
kiwi_gg posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 1:22 PM
Love is.....BRYCE,a 2 Gig graphics card and a 20 Gig CPU. Cheers ;-)) GG.
WHO said Kiwi's can't Fly ?????
Rayraz posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 2:20 PM
The Bryce and the Beautifull
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GROINGRINDER posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 6:10 PM
HAVE A BRYCE DAY!!
TheBryster posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 7:40 PM
These are great but the best T-shirt I ever saw was.... "I am a nuclear weapons specialist. If you see me running - try to keep up...."
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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
PJF posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 8:11 PM
Swade posted Wed, 04 May 2005 at 12:04 AM
"What would you like to BRYCE today?"
There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know binary, and those who don't.
A whiner is about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
RobertJ posted Wed, 04 May 2005 at 9:14 AM
Bryce-user under pressure Do not puncture or incinerate
Robert van der Veeke Basugasubasubasu Basugasubakuhaku Gasubakuhakuhaku!! "Better is the enemy of good enough." Dr. Mikoyan of the Mikoyan Gurevich Design Bureau.
pumecobann posted Wed, 04 May 2005 at 1:59 PM
@PJF May DAZ heed the warning signs upon their very screen... cue spooky music
The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006
Ang25 posted Sun, 08 May 2005 at 8:32 AM
Front: BRYCE ROCKS! Back: Hoodoo Voodoo
cambert posted Tue, 10 May 2005 at 11:29 AM
I can't believe no-one came up with, "Brycers have the biggest balls - and they're shiny!"
Rayraz posted Tue, 10 May 2005 at 11:54 AM
in bryce, no one can hear you scream
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tjohn posted Tue, 10 May 2005 at 3:19 PM
Ray: See #57. :^)
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
Rayraz posted Tue, 10 May 2005 at 4:08 PM
lol oopsie
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jasonmit posted Wed, 11 May 2005 at 2:21 AM
God created Bryce Canyon With Bryce, I create the canyons
cambert posted Wed, 11 May 2005 at 3:30 AM
If you wanted to express the obsession, the nights of texturing until the bleary-eyed wee hours, the endless anxiety of waiting for upgrades, sacrificing your computer to render times measured in geological terms: "I Bryce therefore I am..." (front) "...patient." (back)
chohole posted Wed, 11 May 2005 at 4:00 AM
How about:- Jesus saves but Bryce needs propmting!
The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."