"I sing bad!" (da-da, da-da, da-da, da) "You knew that I would!" (da-da, da-da, da-da, da) "I sinnnng bad!" (da-da, da-da, da-da, da) "I knew that I should!" (da-da, da-da, da-da, da) "So bad!" (da, da) "So sad!" (da, da) "I need beer!" (duh, duh, duh, da...)"OWWH!" (do, do-do, do-do-do douou, do, do-do, do-do-do-dooo...) "When I don't know... the WOOORDS! I just sing them off key! And, when I don't... see the scree-een! I just sing louder off key!" "I feeeel drunk!" (da-da, da-da, da-da, da) "I smell like a skunk!" (da-da, da-da, da-da, da) "I feee-eeeel drunk!" (da-da, da-da, da-da, da) "I'll probably sleep in my trunk!" (da-da, da-da, da-da, da) "The room spins!" (da, da) "No one wins!" (da, da) "I'm gonna fall!" (duh, duh, duh, CRASH!) "OWWH!"