Thought I'd share some of my favorite sayings...<br /> My door says "Go ahead and knock, I'm already disturbed."<br /> I had a friend once but he chewed through the rope and ran away.<br /> Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense.<br /> I try to take it one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once.<br /> If I could ever figure out what's going on around here I'll bet it would make me mad.<br /> The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. (I made that one up but most people just look at me and say "What?") :0<br /> Cute but psycho. Things even out. (Happy Bunny)<br /> I miss you but I haven't met you yet. (from a song by Bjork)<br /> There's no such thing as too much caffeine. (dedicated to Liz) ;)<br /> Hope one made you laugh or at least smile!