Ode to my Bum by KarenJ ()
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O bottom, wherefore do thou jiggle so
and sag beneath the hemline of my skirt?
With every passing year you seem to grow;
in time you will be dragging in the dirt.
Thy cheeks are marred with spots and cellulite,
and stetch-marks hover 'neath your pale white skin.
The left one seems more fulsome than the right
when you should be a perfect pair, a twin.
Would that I could remove your veins and spots
with creams and unguents specially prepared.
Then hoist you 'neath a sunlamp bright and hot
to take away your pallor and make fair.
But how to make your wobbling flesh lay quiet?
My only recourse surgery - or diet.
Image Comments (11)
AusPoet () 3:03PM | Fri, 19 November 2004
This is wonderful! Thanks for bringing a smile to my morning.
TallPockets () 4:05AM | Sat, 20 November 2004
"O bottom, wherefore do thou jiggle so" -- To make the male species think of something else besides beer and football. WINK. --- Just LOVED this one! Vote.
Jianna () 6:25PM | Mon, 22 November 2004
Hee heee...heee ....ehehehe...this was too funny! I have started to see signs of this in some of my older friends, and am cringing...I know it's bound to happen to me eventually....but NOOOOOOOOO.....lol. Excellent job! HUGS ~Heather~
eternalwytch1 () 5:11AM | Sat, 11 December 2004
LOL! I avoid looking at my backside... it's wide and dimpled... ewwwwww!! LOL
cynlee () 4:37PM | Mon, 02 May 2005
hehehe!! lovely artful bottom, it's all in the eye of the beholder... in cute Shakespearian prose :]