Gecko Insurance by shahlaa ()
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Inside the conference room the Gecko Insurance agent looks down at Mr. Neve R. Write and says sympathetically, "Why on earth woud you go with that other insurance company? I told you before, you can never go wrong with Gecko."
Mr. Neve R. Write peered up from hollow holes in his head and said "I know now that I should have listened to you Mr. Gecko, but please hear me out. I was minding my own business and driving safer than I have ever driven in my whole life, when all of a sudden, a stop sign jumps out in front of me where a stop sign should have never been. I slammed on my brakes to stop but I was unable to stop and a stationary truck hit me straight on, never giving me any kind of warning of its intention to hit me.... then everything went black. This truly was not my fault Mr. Gecko and just look at me now. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull. Shouldn't I get some kind of compensation? Their lawsuit took everything I own, and then some!"
"Compensation? The only thing I can do for you now Mr. Neve R. Write is insure that your tombstone reads, "Here lies the world's biggest IDIOT for not choosing Gecko Insurance. May he rest in regret."
Moral of the story: Choose Gecko STUPID!
God Bless and Blessed Be!
Background created in Bryce.
all texturing except clock was textured by me.
Final render with Gecko and Skully done in Poser.
Gecko from Daz.
Image Comments (59)
evielouise () 7:26PM | Mon, 26 May 2008
LMOA this funnier than u think as my hubby and I were watching a commercial the other night and i told him shut that darn thing off this people drive me nuts they do have the nuttiest commercials going lol; great artwork and funneeeeeeeeeee---! hope you enjoyed are tornado weather in sunny ca lol:::5+++
dhanco () 7:31PM | Mon, 26 May 2008
Too funny, Marlene and unfortunately, so true. Excellent humor and image. Still smiling and thanks for sharing this. Have a super week!
sylki () 7:50PM | Mon, 26 May 2008
A wonderfully humorous image, I just love the little story that goes with it!!!:-)
MarciaGomes () 8:11PM | Mon, 26 May 2008
HA,HA,HA DIVERTIDA HISTÓRIA MARLENE A CENA É FANTÁSTICA ESPLÊNDIDA POSE DO GECKO.+++++++++5
eekdog () Online Now! 8:41PM | Mon, 26 May 2008
ROTF Marlene so funny and very well created. great gecko. lol steve
flaviok () 9:14PM | Mon, 26 May 2008
Original, criativa e maravilhosamente humorada, magnifica historia e obra minha amiga, aplausos (5)
daffodilbaggins () 12:35AM | Tue, 27 May 2008
ROFLMAO! But ya know, what they won't tell you is, they'll drop you like a hot potato if you have an accident...past experience speaking, here! Cute Poser image, though!
davidoblad () 1:53AM | Tue, 27 May 2008
Wow, very different for you Marcy. Excellent job in texturing everything. Congrats on your first Poser image too! Funny story and top shelf render.. Bravo and hugs from Dave :^)
mikeerson () 3:17AM | Tue, 27 May 2008
funny humor, unusually unlike anything in your gallery... All artists on this sight follow many unusual paths... this is a new path for you... I enjoyed it. If you enjoyed it, I know we'll see more in the future... but, now I have to ask you... did you get in a wreck recently and you didn't have insurrance??? Just wondering where this inspiration came from.
STEVIEUKWONDER () 3:52AM | Tue, 27 May 2008
A worthwhile moral within your very funny piece. Well done Marlene! Steve :o)