Tool Tart III by donnena ()
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As ALWAYS, thank YOU so much for stopping by and taking the time to share my visions! Your generous thoughts truly mean the world to me!!
But, as I’m sure ya’ll know by now, if it weren't for nonsense, I'd have no sense at all!!
La Femme, much to the Pixel’s relief, returns for another (indoor) Tool Tart photo-op. La Femme is dismayed to see the same hammer she posed with last month. Surely, they can sell the dang thing! It’s got a bangy end and a pully-outer end, A nice cushiony grip and some wood-colored plastic stuff in between the grip and the claw part. What more does the average buyer want from a 10-dollar, 1 pound hammer? Sequins? A Ride in the Number 3 car? But she’ll do her best to smile and show a titty for her employers.
The Pixels, while delighted to be Indoors and unlikely to be harassed by the local voracious wildlife, still managed to hurt themselves is new and unusual ways. Several were blinded by the shine on La Femme’s suit and stumbled into the totally inexplicable leaf shredder they discovered behind the photog. Others managed to get stuck between the claws, and tangled in the gears of the trike. St Pixel’s Memorial Hospital, Trauma and Rehab Center and Bakery has instituted a Frequent Flyer (as it were) program to positively identify habitual offenders on Ma Genta’s behalf. She plans to dock their pay for malingering at St Pixels when they could be working. So far, the positive identification is for various controlled substances and pharmaceuticals. Ma Genta is suspicious of the spilled product claims. It seems decidedly odd that the spillage would always end up inside the spilling pixel.
La Femme: lass & stitches - Rpub
Lada Hair - Nursoda
Dramatic sky - Flinks
Lillith – Tempesta3D
Dark – Parrotdolphin
Tricycle - Blackhearted
Parrot earrings – LWPerkins freebie
Aislin for La Femme, freebie
Image Comments (19)
Wolfenshire () 1:50PM | Sun, 16 May 2021
Very cool scene, that pose must have taken forever to get right.
TwiztidKidd () 2:48PM | Sun, 16 May 2021
Everyone has a weakness, but I have two, everything you say and everything you do! lol Happy Sunday!
Radar_rad-dude () 3:43PM | Sun, 16 May 2021
Very cute scene! Love the character and her props! A most delightful creation, my friend! Many praises and accolades from me!!!!!
RodS () 6:41PM | Sun, 16 May 2021
"a bangy end and a pully-outer end..." "and show a titty for her employers.." 😆🤣😄 I love it!!
And Ms. LF looks just so dazzling (poserling??) posing with that big ol' hammer! I need one of those in my shop - the Tool Tart, I mean... Though I'd get less work done than I do now....
Those poor pixels just have the hardest life these days.. If they find new ways to hurt themselves, it's probably best to keep them well away from power tools... I can't imagine what would happen with power saws, or - God forbid - a router (the kind you shape wood with, I mean...LOL)
A delightfully fun tool tart, Andy!
DangerMouse4Karen () 9:38PM | Sun, 16 May 2021
I can't really tell if this is an ad for the local hardware store or the local strip club, they're probably sharing the place :P
mifdesign () 4:05PM | Mon, 17 May 2021
Nailed hammered toes. Great bitter and fun cocktail. Brilliant awesome composition, glove fited humour, excellent render.
Magnificent Masterpiece of Finest Arts. I love it! The hell lays in details, next level Art.
LevKornowska () 11:55AM | Wed, 19 May 2021
Of course we want sequins and also magic. Me wants a hammer that does it all without me having to touch it and I want it to play music to override the noise all that banging (excuse the double entendre here) causes (and no, bells and whistles won't do, I want heavy metal. Surely a hammer should be able to deliver ;-) ).
donnena () 2:24PM | Wed, 19 May 2021
While hammers are often involved in Both Banging and Labor, Delivery is best left up to Medical Professionals qualified to bring new life into the project! (This is what happens when you push the "insert Nonsense here button.)
anahata.c () 9:59PM | Wed, 19 May 2021
ditto Rod (and others): Love your text. I remember the other pic with these massive props. I love the feel of them, a gigantic hammer. And LF's big toe seems to be holding down the head. She's doing a ballet or acrobatic thing, holding her other foot in the air: Either she's really well trained, or else she's gonna pummel the photographers after the shoot for making her hold this pose for 20 minutes. (I've seen it happen!) And yeah, she's showing a little flesh---just a little (a sneaky outfit!), and she's got a real studio pose. Love the tricycle too. You do these humans-with-gigantic-object pieces really well. Very creative and very well done. He earrings are fascinating too (and pink!)