Why should I believe you? by A_Sunbeam ()
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Guard: "You arrive out of nowhere with this great insect and demand an audience of our President - who do you think you are?
She does not receive any scruffy Tom, Dick or Harry from the street!"
Kargaz: "Really, my dear young lady, I am hardly a scruffy nobody - especially in my best uniform and with my beard trimmed!"
Guard: "I am not your lady, young or otherwise - be off with you - and take that creature with you."
Kargaz: "Oh dear. I'm afraid I shall have to insist ...
Just look into my eyes - yes - that's right. Now, you feel quite content, quite relaxed; of course you will open these gates and admit us - there you are.
Now, we will go in; you may shut the gates; return to your post - and forget all about us, won't you?
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The guard is certainly mean, but you've got to grant that her sword and armor are really good-looking! :)
Did our lady-killer hero resort to sorcery to overcome her resistance, or did he just play Gerard Butler and make use of his irresistible masculine charm? :D