Tax Return by Nonsolum

Poser • Humor • posted on Aug 20, 2016

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Hi there girls and guys, all my friends and guests, Hope you're all fine and everything is ok! Well, my wife just received her "Tax Return" on which it was mentioned (as she doesn't work): "Can you please send us a copy of the elements which prove your high lifestyle." I really don't know why that bitch, sat on the copy machine, asked my right-hand man - Our Funny Rabbit - and my secretary to do the job, but we'll have to verify some things...later. Nevertheless, don't make me say what I didn't say: I just wrote bitch because I wonder if all that I believed to be love, until today, wasn't only speculation?! Was it? Huh? I also have a friend who have had that kind of doubt when he was acquainted about the composition of the seminal fluid, while his wife was hypoglycemic and who thus accused her to Sin by Gluttony; certainly in a different way than the Thomas Aquinas's five ones...But this is another story and for sure another job... Ok, as often, not to say always, this story is a pure perv_fiction. Any resemblance with a name of a gal or an animal, a product, any organization or person, anything that could have something to do with real life or existing events or having existed, would NOT be a pure coincidence... :-D This one is a pure dedication to a friend of mine who is used to sending me some jokes when I'm on the roads, and is also to reverse the spell1 before I go. Because even if I don't make music with my friends, I may have to get on the road again ♫ Goin' places that I've never been Seein' things that I may never see again ♪ But I can't wait to get back on this 3D board again... So, take care all and see you asap my friends. Cheers. Nonsolum P.S.1: If you don't want to be blinded, please do not z⊙⊙m! P.S.2: If somebody found my credit card, please call me... (1)Ah, never do the same mistake I did: according to the Windows 10's upgrade I wanted to reorganize my hard disks before installing DAZ 4.9 and the last Poser I bought last year and that I didn't already Install. In brief, after some moves from one to others and diverse formatting, I find myself with all my 3D on the only hard disk drive WD I had when suddenly the controller card failed... No need to say where my heart rose. Thankful to my busty-not-too-saggy-as-I-like, neighbor who was greedy enough to buy the same as mine some years ago, because with a using password and the Disk Management Console burnt in the directory root, do not even imagine to be able to read the disk on a simple sata port... Thanks for having lent me your controller card the time to save my ass, sweetie: I owe yours a hot session of copy machine!

Comments (20)

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jdstrider

10:38PM | Sat, 20 August 2016

Nice to see a post friend, it is up to your usual magnificent standards, well done! Safe travels!

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Faemike55

10:40PM | Sat, 20 August 2016

Cute image and great story
Excellent work

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Windigo

11:34PM | Sat, 20 August 2016

Rabbit has very beautiful dependants :) great work!

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HADCANCER

12:35AM | Sun, 21 August 2016

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byteline

12:51AM | Sun, 21 August 2016

Fine story, great work --> all excellent done!

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gaius

2:18AM | Sun, 21 August 2016

Il n'y avait que toi pour illustrer aussi bien cette blague qui m'a toujours fait hurler de rire (je suis bon public !)...elle me fait aussi penser à celle de cette femme (consommable !) qui disait "j'ai été secrétaire jusqu'au jour où je me suis rendu compte que j'étais assise sur un trésor !" Quant à tes aventures avec ton PC, je ne te raconte pas les miennes...j'en suis au point où je ne parviens plus à faire fonctionner Poser 11 qui allait bien jusque là...jusqu'à ? Une mise-à-jour ? Un virus ? (non, manifestement)...alors on réinstalle tout encore et encore et ça continue, d'accord, d'accord...

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longprong

3:01AM | Sun, 21 August 2016

Hilarious image and comments........thanks for the Sunday laugh :)

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Mondwin

3:30AM | Sun, 21 August 2016

Una vignetta davvero divertente caro amico!!!!!Bravissimo!V:DDD. Regarder Whylma

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romangirl

9:49AM | Sun, 21 August 2016

Crazy and fun scene!

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Diemamker

10:52AM | Sun, 21 August 2016

Interesting way to file a tax return.... I bet it will get some ones attention!... cool work!

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GrandmaT

4:48PM | Sun, 21 August 2016

I would love to have seen the face of the person who got to review that tax return. Outstanding job once again. Glad to hear you averted a disaster in the computer realm and will be able to join us more often in this crazy place.

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flavia49

6:29PM | Sun, 21 August 2016

LOL!! stupendpous scene and story!!

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Krid

11:57PM | Sun, 21 August 2016

..cool scene

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pchef

2:39AM | Mon, 22 August 2016

étant donné que tout est taxé, elle va avoir du boulot sur la planche si j'ose dire. Quant à tes problèmes de disque dur, je compatis. informaticien à la retraite j'ai en vu des vertes et des pas mûres avec ces @#!!&;~ de disques durs y compris sur des serveurs et là, crois moi, on ne b..de pas, on devient blanc, vert, ... heureusement, on fait des backups tous les jours

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RodS

9:23PM | Mon, 22 August 2016

Now, see? This is why I have to keep replacing the glass on all those copiers! LOL In almost 40 years of fixing copiers, I have yet to encounter butt-prints on the glass. Although I did find an 11 X 17 boob copy in the trash can next to one a few years back. The sad thing was none of the ladies in that office looked anything like the ones here..

A fun and as always superbly done work of humorous artwork, my friend! I always get a giggle out of your work!

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3dpoetry

3:19AM | Tue, 23 August 2016

Very cool

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KatesFriend

8:33PM | Mon, 29 August 2016

Never do OS upgrades on a production system. Just get a new machine. That's my sage advise from over 20 years of IT support. BTW: Where is this office? What company it it? Why does my workplace ever have events like this?

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