She wanted two dozen toilet rolls ! by A_Sunbeam ()
Members remain the original copyright holder in all their materials here at Renderosity. Use of any of their material inconsistent with the terms and conditions set forth is prohibited and is considered an infringement of the copyrights of the respective holders unless specially stated otherwise.
Well, I’m quite happy to do the basic shopping for her - but two dozen?
So I said no, I’ll buy the items you really need for this week - after all, how many bottoms has one human got?
I looked in the pantry and the fridge and then went out and bought sufficient groceries for the week ahead. I couldn’t get her usual six tins of beans because customers are limited to two each; she of course thought I should have gone back twice more and got them that way, but I said no, that isn’t fair. And she had to settle for just two bottles of her favourite sherry.
To be really fair I think the Government should bring in rationing, maybe ration books, or ID checks and so on. So many of our humans here seem totally incapable of following simple instructions.
The way some of them behave makes me think that a really nasty virus wouldn’t take long to wipe them all out.
Maybe I should go back and get her a couple more bottles of sherry?
Image Comments (14)
Tracesl () 9:49AM | Sun, 22 March 2020
I think some people believe how much you wipe will improve your chance of not getting the virus.
Radar_rad-dude () 2:47PM | Sun, 22 March 2020
Yes! Get the sherry! By all means! LOL! Love this one too! Your sense of humor really rocks, Sunbeam! A bright spot in a very dreary scary world right now! Many many fine kudos! Keep up the great work!
Lucusoo () 7:22PM | Sun, 22 March 2020
It isn't confined to England. We're going silly in Australia.
May cool heads prevail.
Diemamker () 8:40PM | Sun, 22 March 2020
This is how I'd see machines doing shopping for us... nicely done!
rhol_figament () 11:37PM | Sun, 22 March 2020
Too bad the days of common sense are behind us, just don't let things get you down. There are still good folks out there believe it or not. Sometimes it's just hard to see them...
starship64 () Online Now! 1:27AM | Mon, 23 March 2020
Fantastic work. I wish I had a robot to shop for me.
Cyve () Online Now! 7:42AM | Wed, 25 March 2020
What a fabulous characters... Wonderful creation !!!