Rubbish at Sale Price by Nonsolum ()
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Hi all my friends and visitors there,
Hope you're all right and that your week is finishing quietly.
For this post, I would have been able to choose the seasonal genre but the humor always seems more suited to certain "things"... ;-)
Well, to continue Santa's Story in another seasonal way, as he escaped from the FBI, he turned to see his friends, who are shady lascars, to have his Type35 repainted to make it less visible to the police. Not sure that the color chosen by his Bonnie is the most discreet, but well...he didn't want to lend her his bus (A cause of strike if you remember) !
In this season of sales (that I think it's still the same "season" as Holidays as "they" use to get back the money which you had in Christmas) he would have been to made it !
Cause one of his two Bonnies wanted to go to the "SALLE O' PRIX", a shop that sounds in french "Saloperie" and wich have many muck and robbish to sell for a cheap price, and where you can make real bargains too ! I mean for your dusbin and all recycling system employment behind.
Yes, I assure you, for little money you'll find some lead into paint, the perfume of asia in the scents of fuel oil of great cargo boat came from beyond the oceans and even some brilliant color in the carcinogenic dyes and else. And more than this, with few coins, you will invest in the obsolescence scheduled on the back of the underpaid employees from other emergent countries in the same time "yours" are dying.
What a world where to dress "One", we have to undress "Other"...
The things which owed, are over!
There is one thing that doesn't change : if you think that a guy is going to accompany you to go to the sales, to open you the door and to load all your packages in your car, then yes, you really believe in Santa Claus ! :-D
There are only two ways when a man use to do that : when the car is new or when the girl is new, too... LOL
I know and I already hear someone who is going to comment that Santa is accompanying his Bonnie, here. Never mind, Santa is worse than men : Santa is the anagram of Satan...I let you imagine...the following.
Hope you'll take this storyline to the funniest right degree. Santa isn't like this really : I know and I assure you he is a gentleman: he always brings the coffee to bed on Sundays to his wife, Santa Grandma: she doesn't have more than to grind it. ;-)
See you soon my friends. Thank you for all your comments, faves and rates. I'm a little bit late in comment on your works but I am going to catch up the delay.
Take care !
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Well, according to "Futurama", Satan Clause is VERY real!! LOL! Trust me, bro, chivallry isn't dead. There's just a lot of doosh-bags out there that don't follow it much anymore. I think your Santa needs to get himself home, though... those girls are becoming a bad influence!
Well then i must believe in Santa as I after 32 years of marriage still hold her hand/open doors/and go shopping(though "not" on black friday's...lol)..As Zander mentioned we are a dying breed in this society and so many today have lost their way and values don't mean squat.I've made sure my 3 sons have been enlightened through the years on the ole fashion ways and it's a pleasure when folks older than I say ...How nice of them to have had such manners in a world of what I like to call the "Me" generation that only care for themselves and what's in it for them and screw everyone else attitude. As for me ...I haven't forgotten where "I" came from and made damn sure my sons haven't forgotten either.....smiles As for your latest belly buster I have to say without a shadow of doubt that that is surely some fine azz window dressing and the dude behind the glass is a riot...I always take the time and look over art I consider to be well constructed and time well spent when created... Always wait with baited breath when seeing you've uploaded something new as I know it's going to be good and there's nothing wrong with starting ones day with a smile or giggles....
Ah ! tu vas me tuer ! Snif ! j'en pleure de rire...Sacré Père Noël ! Ah ! le mec dans la vitrine (combien pour ce mec dans la vitrine ? Ouah ! Ouah !). Il fallait bien un mot d’explication pour les non francophones...Et où as-tu trouvé tous ces sacs ? Ou bien c'est un seul dont tu en as refait "la vitrine" ! Même question pour les affiches...
LOL!!!... gee you cram a lot into your images!!.. interesting story.. more than a lot of truth in it... but chivalry is not dead in anyone born outside of the 'me' generation. Love the bugatti repaint.. wicked colour!.. and I am relieved to know that Santa hasn't really turned to the dark side!!
Elle a tout embarqué, même les fringues du mec! Avec elle, le slogan 'Tout doit disparaître' n'est pas une utopie. :D Je me demande si la voiture va être assez grosse pour mettre tous les sacs. L'ami Santa va peut-être être obligé de virer l'autre Bonnie. :p Et compte tenu de l'obsolescence programmée, je me demande combien de temps va durer la nouvelle peinture de la voiture. ;) She took everything, including the clothes of the guy! With her, the sentence 'All must disappear' is not an utopia. :D I'm wondering if the car is big enough to put all the bags. Maybe Santa will have to fire the other Bonnie. :p And considering the schedulded obsolescence, I'm wondering how long the painting of the car will last. ;)
Love the commentary as usual and the image is wonderful. I agree with Zander, chivallry is not dead, it is just hiding from all those women that think it a challenge to their indepenance and strength, you know the ones that burned their bras back in the 70's and then taught their daughters to hate being treated like an object... (Kidding of course) LOL Keep your stick on the ice and if they don't find you hansome, they best find you handy!