Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies by HeavensBlonde ()
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Dont know who wrote this, tis so so funny to me,
I made the pics, haha go me, love ya all
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.Take a sip to help
Bake on 350 until you hear
smoke alarm go off.
Love, HeavensBlonde xoxo
Image Comments (14)
This brought back memories. I cut out some Jose Cuervo ads back many years ago that I still have. Here's one: Noticias de Cuervo Recipe #.00008 Yellow Snow: 1. Fill a glass with nice, clean snow. (White only please.) 2. Add Cuervo Gold Especial. 3. See it turn yellow? 4. Put a straw in and drink. 5. If snow is unavailable, use crushed ice. Or, forget the snow, and just put a straw in the bottle. Or forget the straw and just pour some Gold in a glass. Or just have some water. Must we make all these decisions for you? Love your illustration to go with this very funny recipe. Thanks for the laugh!