Drove To Drink by rooks ()
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Of course the figure isn't W.C.Fields 1880 to 1946, but Fields expressed his feelings to Gloria Jean(playing his niece) in NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN BREAK, "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the only thing I'm indebted to her for." Thus the quote.
In a 1940 film LITTLE CHICKADEE,"Once on a trek through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew... and were forced to live on food and water for several days."(source wikapedia)
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