“I got an itch in my back. Would you mind if I rub it against your thigh?” Oops! Don’t agree to this from an ankylosaurus! First a shredded thigh (with salad?), then lunch for a meat eater-o-saurus! Check out the eyes on this one – darned realistic. How do we know this guy’s not alive? Wagging tail, snorting smoke, roaring. Any other attributes of life? Just keep a safe distance so you don't get clubbed or a sudden head ache! ENJOY! (er, no, I didn't mean enjoy getting shredded or clubbed). By the way, who invented clubs? The ankylosauruses! Good for golf and defense! But don't tell that to a Scot, it hurts their national pride that someone else came up with golf before them! And you have to have a club membership to be in the ankylosaurus golf club, which humans don't! Content advisory - none here or now. Wait 'til someone gets shredded, or clubbed for insulting a Scot, or trying to force membership in ankylosaurus club without the requisite club! Hmmm... I think I've been clubbed into writing this! By whom? :( And STILL no Genre for silliness!