Did somebody order a taxi? esp. for donnena by Radar_rad-dude
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I was trying to be very cautious and avoid the 19 pandemic. But as luck would have it,
I got lost and would up traveling down this dark alley. My Momma always tole me to never
go down a dark alley alone, but then, she wern't there to scold me and I was so lost and
alone. What could I do. As I proceeded down the alley, I heard a loud crashing and banging
sound behind one of the doors. It was labeled, 'donnena's runtime'.
Just then, the door burst open and out spilled a ton of pixels of many colors. They were
a little confused at first. I don't know what they were expecting. But that gave me just
time enough to get out my handy dany pixel net. Well, I'm tellin you, I got quite a haul.
I scooped them all into my duffle bag and as luck would have it, the alley ended and came
out onto a street I knew and I was no longer lost.
Well, when I got home, I was a little sleepy. So I took a nap. But darn it, wouldn't you
know it, I had left my computer on and had Poser open. Well, I forgot about them pesky
pixels and sure as the dickens, them little suckers figured their way out of my duffle bag.
When I woke up, the little varmints had all escaped. But luckily for me, my computer had
an anti-escape emergency pixel protocol program I wasn't even aware I had. It sucked all them
little pesky pixels into Poser and reassembled them into this picture you see here.
So, donnena, if you are listening, you might check your runtime to see if all your pixels
escaped or if it was just the more pesky ones. Also, look into the back doors of pose and
see if your computer doesn't have that anti-escape emergency pixel protocol program on it.
If it doen't get hold of your local Poser repairmen and see if they can't loan you a copy.
You sure don't want all your pixels running amuck on you, do you.
As an added service to you, I am releasing all these pixels back into your custody. I don't
want you to be coming up short in the pixel department. That would be a real travesty, since
you seem to have a knack for handling the little varmints.
And as an added note, I would like to add that no pixels were harmed in the creation of this
little tribute to donnena.
Rendered in Poser 2014 pro. Post work in Photoshop 7.
Thank you for taking a peek! Your support is greatly appreciated!
Comments (18)
A_Sunbeam
Hilarious! Great image and story.
bugsnouveau
I love it when monkeys are flying, wonderful job Bill
STEVIEUKWONDER
Goodness! What a classic! Great work Bill!
crender
Excellent !!!
Koala44
Nice scene
uncollared
LOL
Love it. Great scene
Jean_C
Very original scene, excellent work!
Leije
Original image !
UteBigSmile
Your new image is superbly done and it's a great dédication to your friend, I wish you a good start into the new week, stay safe and healthy!
mazzam
Cute.
bucyjoe
far out
perpetualrevision
Not the flying monkey men... eek!! Those pixels sure do have a sense of humor, don't they? Glad they were returned home safely :-) (And cute tribute to donnena!)
Richardphotos
very humorous story and Goofy was my favorite cartoon character. very entertaining
RG19
Hey where is Flash Gordon? 😀 Funny post !!!
ikke.evc
Well that's goofy. ;-)
donnena
Giggling out loud, here, Bill!!!! THANK you!!! You made my day!
However I regret to inform you that you now have a permanent infestation of Pixels. You see, the anti-escape emergency pixel protocol program (A Double D, Triple P) only works on foreign or imported pixels. In the Brief time they were loose in your PC, they managed to breed and reproduce themselves a few 1000 times over.
The Purloined Pixels were ported home by the A Double D, Triple P, but you are left with the new colony of Native Radar_rad_dude Pixels. You'll be fine as long as you don't feed them after midnight or let them get in to the liquor cabinet. The odds are good that they found (and helped themselves to) the liquor cabinet, before they were pulled into Poser. Your Neighbor's liquor cabinets are also in danger of Pixel Pilfering.
I'm hoping you didn't get any of the DS trained Pixels. They solved the Ambi-application problem by forcing the younger pixels to learn DS. These guys are still trying for revenge so they go out of their way to muck up a nice Poser image.
Wolfenshire Online Now!
The write-up is epic!
RodS
Oh, dear.....
You're really lucky that door wasn't labeled "RodS's Runtime..." Had that door opened you would have been instantly sucked into a black hole full of Sith Pixels all dressed like Darth Vader. The heavy breathing would have had you ready to walk on kittens in about 15 seconds. Plus you would have had the extreme challenge of never being able to find ANYTHING you needed to create any kind of render. Trust me. Been there done that. I have no hair to show for it. I think I just saw that taxi streak by, on its way to another dimension, so keep that in mind next time you go looking for it. I'm just thankful it wasn't the flying monkey-guys doing the streaking. That would have been too much... 🤣
Great job on both the render and write-up - had me giggling, Bill! 👍