And I Was the Donkey by BlueTreeStudio ()
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Ah, the annual nativity play where most boys wanted to play Joseph and most girls wanted to be Mary. Nobody wanted to be a shepherd or one of the shepherds' flock. Definitely nobody wanted to be Mary's ass.
This isn't quite as autobiographical as it might first appear. I always got cast as the narrator (always got selected to read at the harvest festival celebration too). I just wanted to be Joseph (I'd have settled for Mary) and do some real acting!