Ello. My name's Michelle and this is a short rambly bit about me. I'm *cough* years old, born in the UK, and now living in the Netherlands. I moved here in 2005 and was told it would be an orgy of sex and drugs. They lied. There weren't any drugs at all! However I did manage to get pregnant twice, from which you can draw your own conclusions. I live with my soulmate and sexy love-weasel Marco, whos appeal lies in his caring considerate nature and spectacular butt cheeks, and our enormous tribe of offspring. I'm 5ft 7in, average build, dark brown hair, all my own limbs and by all accounts a royal pain in the arse to live with on occasions. I have a blog, please feel free to ask if you want to read it. It's mostly bitching about stuff and embracing the fine art of sarcasm. I'm not an artist in terms of creative output, however, in terms of temperment I rate up there with VanGogh, who was also a bit of a nutter by all accounts. I like to hang around the forums and not add anything constructive whatsoever.