I Hate Winter Sports series: Biathlon by Hubert
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Uncle Herby had sold Woody the finest "Russian Biathlon Equipment" (including five replacement magazines, 80.000 rounds and a dog sleigh for transport purposes) and poor little Woody got disqualified for unsporting behaviour, only because he had slipped?! Incredible!! Rigging!!!!
OK, to be fair: Most likely because he (a) forgot to put the safety catch of his firearm on and (b) started quarreling with those dumb referees afterwards, wildly flailing with that rifle and his ski sticks to demonstrate that little mishap. (Disclaimer: Neither referees nor spectators were hurt during this lousy re-enactment!)
Sigh, well it's Woody! What else could you expect from him?! Certainly no Gold Medal! ;)
Scene built and rendered in Bryce4.
No plug for soft drinks intended, so I reworked the texture for the cans to make it kinda "Down Under" brand. ;)
Comments (23)
claude19
Here at least there's the comic performance ... a musket to convince the referees ... why not a gun in salt for their sting, the buttocks! I hate professional sports! A very good series!
Bothellite
Coca Co-ala?? Named after the bear then..? Funny theme! Just watched the humans do that very thing! Good thing that Woody is only allowed bee-bees!
unstart
If someone would give Woody eyes he might be to see what he was doing! Very funny..fun series!
cricke49
this is hilariously funny! very great render!
witchdidi
I really love the humour in your renders!
carlx
Superbly fun!!! :)
jocko500
hahahha this is funny
jmb007
tres drole,bien sur!!
psyoshida
Great fun! That Woody is such a character mayhem and mishap are sure to follow him. Referees have sense of humor. Blah to them. Great series.
peedy
LOL! Another funny one! :-D Corrie
rayag
As always,makes me smile!!!!Excellent art!
farmerC
Fantastice creation.
fu-minn
Very cute and funny! You really have a lot of wonderful ideas!!
SIGMAWORLD
Excellent image!
ralphwarnick
Funny and interesting.
Marinette
:)5***** gea
hipps13
this is so cool but I like diet coke thanks for the smile warm hugs, Linda
bebopdlx
LOL, woddy just can't catch a break. Cool work.
kbrog
LOL! Great work!
artistheat
LOL...Excellent:)
kasalin
Beautiful work of art :) 5* Hugs Karin :)
mermaid
und noch ein köstliches Bild, klasse!
mininessie
XD poor woody...he is who he is! ^^