Greetings and salutations, internet traveler.
Here is a brief bio excerpt from my website:
Sam Dillard was raised by Wookies on planet Klendathu. It was there he learned the secret art of coconut farming and became a traveling monk. After years of battling zombies, dinosaurs, and space pirates, he decided he was tired of living such a boring life and moved to an unknown planet known as Earth- deep in the armpit of the Milky Way galaxy. After careful deliberation, his tall and dreamy masculine appearance was deemed too intimidating to the local population, so he transformed into a baby and was reborn as a small, plain, and unassuming dude who spends his time doing many geeky things and writing ridiculous bios on the internet.
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