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Amazing Stick Boy!!!

Poser (none) posted on Jul 18, 2001
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This has got to be one of the worst pictures ever posted at Renderosity. Believe it or not, this was actually rendered in Poser (took a whopping 1 minute to render!) Even more amazing, there was no post work done whatsoever! My goal is to have this picture be the worst rated image ever! So if you are planning to give it a rating other than "1", don

Comments (418)


loneglyph

12:51PM | Thu, 19 July 2001

All these postings are great. I consider them to be the best part of this artwork. This image is happily buried deep within the bowels of the Best Rankings list. Right now I sit on page 1085 (with 24 thumbnails per page) next to a map of Garotte County (with a shamelessly misleading thumbnail) and near a cheesy photo of a tattoo titled "Getting away with my head!!!!", with your help, I can hope to surpass the likes of SpideyBat who quickly rendered the default poser 2 guy and claimed he used Maya, Renderman, Lightwave, the Sasquatch plug-in, and Photoshop to create it in 6 days. My dream may still come to pass...

mondoxjake

2:40PM | Thu, 19 July 2001

-52 rating on this one...where's his peter? LOL

MikeJ

2:36AM | Fri, 20 July 2001

I've seen better work on the walls of Neanderthal caves! "STICK-man"...yeah...right! pphhhhttthhhtht!!!! ;)

Julian_Boolean

8:24AM | Fri, 20 July 2001

Okay, here's your 1 rating... . . . . But I like Ally McBeal

define

9:33AM | Fri, 20 July 2001

wow... what a lot of response off of such an image... here's your one.

elgeneralisimo

6:22PM | Fri, 20 July 2001

I laughed, I cried, (sniff, sniff) what is that smell ? Anyway, you get a very well deserved 1 only because the system won't allow 0. Insults: Someone of your talent really should contemplate suicide. Please, stop breathing valuable oxygen, what you waste could keep some ax-wielding mass-murder alive. You have managed to take the art out of computer-generated art. I haven't seen such a "masterpiece" since the last time my dog took a dump in the yard. Even in that bizarre alternate universe in science-fiction, where good is bad and bad is good, this would still be sh*t. ps. How about The Amazing Nekked StickGirl as a follow-up.

namja1955

6:34PM | Fri, 20 July 2001

I have reconsidered my previous comment and realized that this was in fact crap.. (Not really, but I just wanted to help you in your effort to be on the last page in the most viewed category)

armand28

8:47PM | Fri, 20 July 2001

Yup, that sucks

ThyOneTruePrince

2:22AM | Sun, 22 July 2001

That should replace the yellow smiley guy from Wal-Mart! HAHA

Goldfire

8:24AM | Sun, 22 July 2001

Sorry, can't make this a 1 - at least it shows HUMOR, and isn't another posting by some juvinile idiot who just dials up the nude female's breasts to rediculous proportions and posts it! But I'll give you a 2. : )

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PheonixRising

8:45AM | Sun, 22 July 2001

I think it is actually Vicki without her hair and make-up people.

Hairybiker

4:39PM | Sun, 22 July 2001

I bet your doctor asks you to keep away from sharp implements and anything that could start fire...?

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OpenMindDesign

10:28PM | Sun, 22 July 2001

I think this deserves a ten because reading the comments has been sheer entertainment!!!!

thelazyone

5:09AM | Mon, 23 July 2001

this is amazing some of the best wok ive seen on renderosity! and no postwork you say? incredible! but you still get a one. that reverse psychology crap doesn't work on me.

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Daramski

5:54PM | Mon, 23 July 2001

Ha, Ha, Ha, that guy sucks : ) I'll have to give it a 1 for effort, he, he, he..... Thanks for the laugh.

jbezorg

9:16PM | Tue, 24 July 2001

I burned my copy of Poser after this one :D

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Delrino

7:58AM | Wed, 25 July 2001

WOW...thats what i really call ARTWORK!! please, Master of 3D, write a detailed tutorial to this sticki boy...!!! .... still begging for more artwork like this

spudgrl

3:04PM | Wed, 25 July 2001

LOL. OHMYGOD. This is funny and absolutely clever. My hats off to you. I definetly had a good laugh reading the comments. I shure needed one today. of course I will give you your 1. I could do no less..really..theres no lower rateing. :)

sithgoblin

4:03AM | Thu, 26 July 2001

I love the pic! but since you wanted a 1...

Hellmark

9:48AM | Thu, 26 July 2001

And this is poser because....? It takes seconds to draw something like that

loneglyph

10:48AM | Thu, 26 July 2001

Hellmark: Thats kinda the point. Taking the time to model, texture, then render the Amazing Stick Boy (something that couldve been drawn by any 2-year-old) is somewhat pointless and indicative of my mental illness. Its also (hopefully) the reason why its funny. I find it hilarious to see this in the Poser Hot 20 (sitting next to a pair of nude breasts and a photo realistic poser model with perfect lighting and hair.) Then again, Im just a troublemaker...

rbanzai

3:15PM | Thu, 26 July 2001

We're not worthy!

masterinsane

5:22PM | Thu, 26 July 2001

THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Christoph1

10:49PM | Thu, 26 July 2001

This is awesome dude. Can I use it on my website?

jjorsett

3:02PM | Sat, 28 July 2001

Channeling Homer Simpson: This is the suckiest piece of suckdom that ever sucked.

Lorraine

4:21AM | Thu, 02 August 2001

They are coming to take you away, ha ha, he hee, to the funny farm, those nice young men in their clean white suits....they are coming to take you away......but I am not sure which of you they will take....:-)

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Valandar

9:41AM | Mon, 06 August 2001

Yeesh... why can't people read directions? He asked for a 1, please give him a "1"! 8-P

loneglyph

1:05PM | Mon, 06 August 2001

Sniffle (sob.) I love you guys! Especially SergeantJack, who not only succeeded in kicking my ass, but also managed to throw in some big words along the way. His recrudescent insults have vanquished the last semblances of self-esteem I may have had...

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SergeantJack

5:52PM | Mon, 06 August 2001

Upon further reflection, I don't think my previous comments were derogatory enough. After seeing this travesty, I feel ashamed to be human. You should chew on aluminum foil as penance for making such a miasmic picture. There is no way your art work will ever evoke any emotion other than depression or nausea. I insult you and your descendants forever for making this bowel movement of a scene. FURTHERMORE, to be more specific, it looks like the Amazing Stank Boy is constructed entirely of donkey vomit and squashed roaches. He is missing a finger on each hand, and I have to assume those missing fingers have either been inserted into your anus or jammed into your eye sockets. He is suffering from double club foot and has apparently been emasculated, which makes him impossible to relate to. His head is disproportionate to his body, which suggests encephalitis, a rather dismal disease I'd rather not be aware of. His hair is sparse and poorly coiffed, which suggests he is not a boy at all, but an aging man desperately trying to reclaim a youth best forgotten. His toothless, idiotic grin seems to be designed to make young children wake up retching in the middle of the night, and his ears look like they were grafted on from a dying elephant. He is weak-chinned and totally lacking in facial hair, even eyebrows, which greatly contributes to his inhuman, burn-victim appearance. To sum it all up, your picture is stupid and I hate you.

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Atomic_Anvil

1:07PM | Wed, 08 August 2001

I laughed, I cried, I threw up ...


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