we had to take Smiley to the vet today... he started having trouble with his back end last night.. we dunno whats going on, but he's in discomfort....
  
so.. we get him there... Mary the vet starts examining him and she decides to 'express' his glands at the back....
 
so... we're holding him... it's dead quiet and suddenly he flinches and gives this huge loud outraged -

AAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!

brought the entire surgery to a halt.... we're all laughing... just could'nt help it...