Live from the portals of Hades is our chief correspondent, Sal A. Manda. "Well, Sal. What can you tell us about the confrontation ? Has the final battle between Good and Evil begun?" 'Both sides have been doing a lot of posturing and foot stomping but so far no blows have been thrown. Reporting live. This is Sal A. Manda, WKNUT TV Lost M'Angles.'

I must remember to remember what it was I had to remember.