Psssssst. I always leave My Curtains wide open if You are Interested,JA? Brenda really likes You!

You need Protection. You need Insurance Lady. Hugz! You need a more Vigilant Posse sigh

Oh! Wow! This is real beaut... My, You have strange Pet's. Are You a Texan?

Aaah! I have chosen Well. My Happy Pills are on board. What a Physician...what a Babe! Sign Up! Space Needs You! The "Mothership" needs You! The Mission!!! The Romance!!! The Adventure!!!! The Bad Gas in Confined Quarters!!! Happy Pills!!!! COME!!! We Must Save the Raven Haired One, from Planet Putrid, and not fear any Brigand, nor will we avoid any Gamma Quadrant, because of Threats and Subdication....We will NEVER lick the Dust from the Space Boots of Buzz Lastyear. Are You with Me? Have YOU got what it takes? Can YOU take what I have got? Together, we can stop the Tommy Rot that is Buzz Lastyear, remove His Batteries, and fetch the Raven Haired One (against Her Will, I am afraid) back to Earth. Planet Putrid...however, will never recover from the Musky Scents that were created there, in a vain attempt to Lure My Hot Top 20 Foxy Babes. Come, Let's Clean Up this Universe together!

Tanialmedia has the Window Seat...same as last Mission...why does it always have to start off with who is having the Window Seat. Nice Design Masema...the same as the Tattoo on Your Back *sigh*. Now, wee Nuitek...are you sure You are old enough for a Mission? I like Your New Haircut though...reminds Me of a Space Bike I once had. Lombardo...Welcome...go read Nuitek a Bed Time Story, until She settles...and yeah...You got it Boy...da Mothership is on da loose an we iz gunna kick some Ass! Yeah! Right on!!!! Now, where is da PDA? How did the Over Weight Blimp Buzz Lastyear get in ? Who likes Donuts? Nurse!

Yes! I Adore Your New Persona. You have caught My Eye...here ...it is Yours, for I Pluck it out to show You My Hollow Head. I Love the start of a Voyage...all the Hugging, Streamers...Song's of Auld Lang Syne...aahh! a Mission, Romance.....Babes!!!! Buzz ...I'm telling You Boy! I'm gonna drain Your Batteries! Btw, Tedz Duty Free Store is now open, we take the Green Back, the Red Back (Australian Dollar), and your Piggy Bank. Send Your Credit Card details and I will send You some Cyber Cocktails. Hugz .

My Dear Beloved Crew. Allow Me to take this opportunity in Welcoming You aboard the "Mothership" My PDA would also Welcome You...but, Today She is allowed to, er....Sleep in.I should also like to Welcome the New Participants, being Ratto ...My wee Spaced Rat, Enax and Dholman, who I may make the Ship's Master at Arms, as He has already noticed the bothersome Unruley Robot, Bioserge, as He downed His "foist" bottle of Vodka. Crew, Your ID#'s are Superb, however, I am concerned with Tania's.....what are all those Wires? I hope that You have not been picking at the Insulation, while awaiting take off. Now, My Beloved Crew.....what Positions do You want? I have a Large Manual, an Engineering Book, a Reader's Digest, Websters Dictionary and a current Copy of the Kama Sutra, so that we May find a Comfortable Position on Board.....and someone to Lean On. HC Hugz.

Spidey...was dat Your foist buttle of wodka? You are sooooooo darn good...You have just slipped into My Top Hot 5 Foxy Babes!!!! Niutek...Yes...you are an innocent one...now...shoo...go Spy on everyone...pretend You are rummaging for Cookies. Tania....take it easy...where is the Kapok for Your Poly Pillow...You stay by the Window seat...You are a Hot Top 5 Foxy Babe....You have Authourity, Lombardo wants to share a Cabin....even with a Hamstar....will anyone let Him share? He will be back from School soon.....oh...what about Niutek...He could read You lovely Space Fairy Tales :)

Hey! Where are You warping off too Sweet Tania? Have You another Job? Are You Grape picking? Hey....don't You go to Sandmans Land alone...I...the Glorious and Beloved High Commander, will accompany You....why? Because I can, and I ssure You....I am Wired! However, back to reality.....are You ready to rumble, are You fidgeting for a fight, are you Armed to the Back Teeth? Fearajinx? who let this Person aboard? Man...we gotta change Your ame real quick...we don't want bad luck to follow us wherever we may roam.....we will call you a Jonah. Nice ID# Way Kool:) Now, Lombardo...has a "Slow Connection" ...something I have only Dreamed of..wonder where My PDA is...but, He has no where to stay tonight ...any Double Berthers....or are You all in the 3 Berth Cabins?

Wow! Polphilo! You would make a great Poly Pad Pot Scrubber, so...You will work in the Galley with Fearajinx, because I don't want Her near the Bridge or any Controls. I Love the Coloring in Your Hair Poly Pillow, is it an Organic Henna Highlight? Can we eat it if we are Lost in Space? Well, I am Jolly well pleased with You all....a fine and dandy bunch....I actually feel a Gender Twinge when I look at some of You *sigh*

Bring plenty of Weapons My Dear wee Spidey...for You may need them to Repel Me sigh ....oooooooh, I do like Your New, New York Punk Lou Reed Look. Do You have another Eye....or is it in the Back of your Head....you look ravishing wee Spidey, how about weaving a bit of Silk, for Your High Commander...even though You did not Win the "pepe la pue" Award ...You are still up in the Charts, of My Hot Top 5 etc, etc. Now, Enax ...there is nothing to Fear....unless You are related to Fearajinx ...maybe the PDA invited this "Albatross around my Keck"... we will probably eat the Bedding, before We would Eat Polyhilo's Pillow....the Beds will be very Nutrisious,(Bed Bugs) how ever We are not lost....we are NOT Space Rats....and We are off to Planet Putrid, via the Gamma Quadrant, ...Nobody will stop us! Not Buzz! Not Mooncat!sigh Not The Raven Haired Moderator! sigh No ONE!!!!

Ok...You are Mr. Fix It. Now....a Martini if You please.

Permission to come aboard, You big Hunk squeeze...er, I must check Your Pulse ...make sure You are not a Klingon...like My Ex...I wont touch your Cup...You leave my Lip balm alone.

Way Kool...the 3 of You are real scary...Love the Babe...She will soon be in the Hot Top 20...keep that Raven away from the Bridge please...She looks too much trouble...She is scarier than You, John. Now, what about a Jim Beam Scotty.

OMG! What is going on! Can I not shut My many Eye's for a minute. Who let the Leather Lounge Suite on Board? That is Buzz's Battery Drainer!That is the Raven Haired Moody Moderator, She has come to Steal Our Thrusters sigh! Get Her off My Ship! Bring back that School Uniform...ooh, just put in My Cabim...I shall Model it for My PDA, and JD with the Jack Daniels...I did not know that He was going with anyone...He is a Playboy, Jim Beam, Jack Daniells...no, doubt he has had Johnny Walker in His Arms.Now, My nnew Crew....what are all these Stiletto Holes in the Deck? Where the Hell is the Nurse, where is My PDA. Where are My Happy Pills? Welcome Caledonia....No ID# huh.....ok...Young Lady....the Probe Room for You, I am afraid, and why squeeze that poor Cat with the 9 Legs....ooh, Bag Pipes...should I call You Scotty.