SamTherapy opened this issue on Nov 22, 2016 ยท 76 posts
SamTherapy posted Thu, 01 December 2016 at 2:45 PM
Guitarist terminology for the beginner:
Volume control: A device which regulates the output of a guitar, and which must always be set on 10.
Vibrato arm: A system for varying the pitch of the strings during playing, and which returns the strings to almost the correct pitch after use.
Take six: "Colin, you STUPID bastard!"
Drum solo: Cigarette and pee break.
Keyboardist: Insufferable control freak and paranoic bastard.
Bass Player: Our slightly simple brother in strings.
Drummer: Cognitively challenged bringer of scrap metal.
Drum Machine: More intelligent than drummer, since you only have to punch the information in once.
Other guitarist: Nowhere near as good as me.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.