Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: OT: Joke du jour

SamTherapy opened this issue on Nov 22, 2016 ยท 76 posts


SamTherapy posted Thu, 01 December 2016 at 2:45 PM

Guitarist terminology for the beginner:

Volume control: A device which regulates the output of a guitar, and which must always be set on 10.

Vibrato arm: A system for varying the pitch of the strings during playing, and which returns the strings to almost the correct pitch after use.

Take six: "Colin, you STUPID bastard!"

Drum solo: Cigarette and pee break.

Keyboardist: Insufferable control freak and paranoic bastard.

Bass Player: Our slightly simple brother in strings.

Drummer: Cognitively challenged bringer of scrap metal.

Drum Machine: More intelligent than drummer, since you only have to punch the information in once.

Other guitarist: Nowhere near as good as me.

Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.

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