SamTherapy opened this issue on Nov 22, 2016 ยท 76 posts
SamTherapy posted Thu, 01 December 2016 at 11:53 AM
How can you tell when there's a singer at your door?
He can't find the key and comes in at the wrong time.
How do you get rid of the guitarist at your door?
Pay for the pizza.
Did you hear about the bass player who locked the keys in the van?
It took him two hours to get the drummer out.
What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
What do you say to a drummer with two black eyes?
Nothing. You told him twice.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.