SamTherapy opened this issue on Nov 22, 2016 ยท 76 posts
rokket posted Wed, 30 November 2016 at 6:10 PM
Doctor: I've got bad news and I have worse news.
Patient: Oh, my! Well, give me the bad news first...
Doctor: You've got 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh my God! What news could possibly be worse than that?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
If I had a nickle for ever time a woman told me to get lost, I could buy Manhattan.