SamTherapy opened this issue on Nov 22, 2016 ยท 76 posts
rokket posted Wed, 30 November 2016 at 3:07 PM
Mom and dad were going at hot and heavy. Mom was on top of dad when junior interrupted them, wanting to know what was going on. Thinking quickly, mommy told him "daddy has a big tummy, I am just trying to push it back down."
The boy gave her a dismissive gesture and walked away from the room. "Don't bother, mom," he said. "The lady next door will just blow it up again tomorrow."
If I had a nickle for ever time a woman told me to get lost, I could buy Manhattan.