https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8b3XuPq0nY

Once I caught on to this, it's really funny even though true. Language checked, but it's really not that bad. More like Webshite and other references to terms that are descriptive of a stable floor. It's in response to another website, or "webshite" so you know where that's going. "Martymer 81" is also worth a look and a laugh.

Doric (my face hurts from laughing)

The "I" in Doric is Silent.