I don't know, best ask RorrKonn about that, he's the one convinced you're Leatherface :-D

I hope you're kidding about the Apple thing though, you loose a lot of cool factor if you have an iPad.  Just the other day I saw a video that had nothing to do with Apple, and they were discussing someone who's so embarrased to have an iWatch they daren't even show it at work for fear of being laughed at.

They keep it well hidden.