Just so you know, that picture of me with the chainsaw was taken on a day when I was trimming tree limbs on someone's property... It's literally the only digital picture of me that exists. If I had known I was going to be evaluated on the size of my chainsaw I would have went into the garage behind me and gotten a much larger one... or an axe or sledge, just for appearances sake. Fact is I could rather easily dismember a body pretty quickly with the one in the picture. Would be more sensible to freeze the body first and also use a sawzall, if that were the task I was getting paid for.

Lol.