@Jaxon
How about saluting those that didn't need to work, not through wealth, but through common sense, it's far more ingenius than what you did.
Oh you materialistic wealth-chaser, you.

@RorrKonn
Yeah, I often suspected you might be an inmate, and I bet I know why, you probably burnt-out another bloody spell-checker and caused a fire ;-)

@Icprncss2
Not that I want to become a PI (it was just a suggestion for Shane), but why on earth would I need to become an American Citizen before I could become one?
It should be obvious I'm not an American, from my dry, often misunderstood British wit ;-)

I'm really quite charming even if I do say so myself.