Quote - If you ever try this, make sure you have predictive spelling turned off.

I tried sexting Claire but I actually sent:

"I want to kick your puppy".

 

 

reminds me of the old harry enfield sketch

Gangster (Harry Enfield)

Hey, did you fun my wife

Gangster 2 (paul Whitehouse)

No, but she sucked my duck and i licked her puddy

 

Fugazi (without the aid of a safety net)

https://www.facebook.com/Fugazi3D